a girl called chris
Santa Claus, working very hard with his elves to make sure every child gets at least one toy this Christmas, or as Glenn Beck calls that, ‘socialism.’

JAY LENO, The Jay Leno Show

(via the New York Times)

(via inothernews)

(via oh-theplacesyoullgo)
easyfastcheapcooking:Chocolate Zucchini Cupcakes
want this now.
so effing full.

nachos = delicious.

Going to walk a couple miles for the first time in a week.

I hope I don’t pass out and drown in a rain puddle.

robot-heart-politics:

ihatethismess:naomiwaxman:

You may recall the deranged “ex-gay” advocate Richard Cohen, whose ridiculous “reparative therapies” such as beating out one’s homosexual tendencies with a tennis racket and a pillow became the laughingstock of YouTube. Well, it turns out that Cohen isn’t quite the relatively harmless lunatic we all thought. His book’s completely fabricated “statistics” about gays “recruiting” and molesting children (courtesy of fellow mental patient Paul Cameron) are being used to promote Uganda’s “kill gays” bill. Last night Rachel Maddow ripped him to pieces. When Cohen attempts to deny some of his words, Rachel blasts, “I’m reading it from your book, dude.”

(JoeMyGod)

jewdar:

jonathan-cunningham:

curiositykate:

glittermuff:

Top five celebrities on my hot list.


Number two on my “would go gay for” list, behind Hugh Jackman.

Jon, you’re my hero.

Raise your hand if you would let Zachary Quinto feel you from the inside…*raises hand*

jewdar:

jonathan-cunningham:

curiositykate:

glittermuff:

Top five celebrities on my hot list.

Number two on my “would go gay for” list, behind Hugh Jackman.

Jon, you’re my hero.

Raise your hand if you would let Zachary Quinto feel you from the inside…
*raises hand*

thedailywhat:

OMG! Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This Adorbz Kid of the Day: Cutest kid ever performing the cutest version ever of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” on the ukulele.

Disclaimer: TDW may not be held responsible for any and all spontaneous pregnancies which will occur as a result of this video.

[thanks jennifer and kevin!]

I love that he rocks out with his blahs!

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robot-heart-politics:

danielholter:

It takes a special kind of Idiot Christian to ask non-believers to stop proselytizing.  I mean, seriously.  Zero self-awareness and a total lack of irony.

“‘I can live without God.’  Wonderful.  Go for it.  But don’t try to push it on other people.”

HA!

And his tone… that preachy, pastorly, I-really-mean-this-just-listen-to-my-breathy-voice bullshit… OMFG I’m so glad I don’t sit through those droning time sucks any longer.

This is news?

this morning

I am going to eat some Honey Bunches of Oats for breakfast
for the first time in 3 months.

It’s going to be delicious.